- Sen. John McCain managed to turn a peppy Beach Boys song into a frightening call to arms suggesting we should escalate violence in the Middle East. Thank god Bush was never that creative.
- Corey Haim and Corey Feldman now have a column over at MSN, where they will answer questions from fans. I plan on asking Haim where the hell he is.
- Character actor Danny Aiello is also a patriotic musician. Just so you know.
- Here’s a list of Things Worth Shortening Your Life For. Remember, “doctor” is another word for “pu**y”.
- We should pretty much reserve a permanent “odder news” spot for the various foibles of the members of The Rolling Stones. This time, Bill Wyman sells metal detectors!
