- A laundry basket that was once owned by Paris Hilton has failed to attract any bids on eBay. Because at this point, everybody’s just plain sick of Paris’ dirty laundry.
- Joe Pesci brandished a golf club and threatened Robbie Williams after one of Robbie’s friends accidentally blocked his driveway. It’s kind of nice to see the line between fantasy and reality is thin when it comes to Joe Pesci, isn’t it?
- Dave Chappelle shattered The Laugh Factory’s endurace record by performing for six hours and seven minutes straight. And it’s believed he also shattered Michael Richards‘ record for number of n-words dropped.
- The lead singer of Right Said Fred plans on running for Mayor of London. His “I’m Too Sexy For Fiscal Irresponsibility” campaign is expected to be a huge hit.
- The next edition of Survivor will be filmed in China, making it the first reality TV show filmed entirely in the communist nation. And the first Survivor with 1.3 billion participants.
