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18 April
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How Many Of Joel Madden’s Hints That He Is Cool And Tough Can You Spot In This Picture?

Answer Key Below:

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1. Totally raw & street graffiti randomly sprayed on the walls, with no premeditation, by the sort of edgy people who straight up do that sh*t.

2. Tough-looking dog that will totally kill any b*tch-ass member of Sum 41 stupid enough to step to him.

3. Stone-cold killer’s gaze, enhanced by presence of poorly grown facial hair and tough-guy Rocky Balboa hat.

4. Smoke and burn marks from furniture that was recently set on fire, just for the f*ck of it.

5. Gritty hardcore punk leather jacket purchased at Marc Jacobs for $7,000.

6. Photo was taken in an empty, dilapidated room in some old abandoned building, because that’s where all the cool sh*t happens.

Feel free to point out anything we missed!

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