Some chick whose unabashed photographs of her birth canal earned her the honor of second place in Penthouse Magazine’s “Pet of the Year” competition dished on her sexual encounter with douchey mall-rocker and BWE punching bag Jared Leto, and to our utter shock, the narcissistic coozehound punk poser turns out to be a lame duck in the sack.
PENTHOUSE Pet of the Year runner-up Krista Ayne slept with Jared Leto but only gave him a 7 out of 10 for his performance in bed. Ayne tells Steppin’ Out’s Chance Hayden that the heavily eyelined actor and musician hit on her and asked for her number at an open meet-and-greet where he was signing copies of his band’s CD. He didn’t call until months later when Ayne had to ask, “Jared who?” “We still text-message each other, but it’s very casual . . . I think music really changed him. It makes me feel bad.”
While we appreciate Krista’s candor, we thing she’s being a little too hard on Leto. Surely he would have turned up the “casual sex effort” knob a few more notches if he’d been boning someone more worthy of the depth and sensitivity he displays as a musician (I mean, he does wear make-up). Someone like the actual Penthouse Pet of the Year, as opposed to the runner-up.
