Sanjaya continues to exceed our wildest expectations. Not only is the subpar singer still contending for the American Idol crown despite… well, despite everything… but now, somehow, he’s apparently considered a sex symbol. By dudes. Why else would Maxim name him their Girl of the Day?
You’ve no one but the Devil’s lawyer to blame for this androgynous American Idol stowaway, who, despite being detested by the judges, somehow remains in the hunt for the show’s coveted prize as this year’s top 40 footnote. We stopped watching after the auditions (the only digestible part of the show), but it’s our understanding that we have Sanjina to thank for the “ponyhawk,” a hair-novation destined to tickle your underarm as you noogie hordes of copycat hipsters.
So now it’s settled: even if Sanjaya isn’t the next American Idol, at least we know he can be the next Taylor Hanson.
