Since the latest season of Dancing with the Stars debuted, America has been squirming with anticipation for the day when fakey leg lady and tabloid villain Heather Mills would fall on her ass. Sure, it’s “great” what she’s doing… “raising awareness” for people with “prosthetic limbs” and an insatiable appetite for “money”. So while last night’s trip, stumble and fall was not nearly as exciting as you would think, it still sets up future Mills-related mishaps that will keep viewers glued to the screen, such as when her leg shoots off like a scud missile and bottle rockets shoot out of her stump.
