- Scientists have finally linked obesity back to a gene. I always just thought it was linked to “husky” jeans.
- A female astronaut completed the first ever marathon in space, only to have her accomplishment ruined when people realized that she wasn’t wearing diapers and on her way to kill someone.
- A new study determining people’s knowledge levels by the source of their news has shown that viewers of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report ranked #1 in intelligence and smug liberal self-satisfaction.
- Up to 25% of the price you’re paying for airfare goes towards building small airstrips for private corporate jets. So next time you can’t get home for the holidays for less than $500, remember that Joe Francis has to land his Boobship Enterprise somewhere.
- If you’re the kind of guy who might be interested in computer keyboard boxers, knock yourself out – no one’s going to see them anyway.
