- The best part about having a watch made from the Titanic? Being able to ask people if they want to “Sink Up” time with you. Then they’d be all like “huh?” and you could be all “Oh, ‘sink’ with a ‘k’… my watch is uh… made from the Titanic… wow, I didn’t expect such an… ICY reaction! Because it hit… hit an iceberg. Bye.”
- A question for the ages: If a baby is born using frozen sperm and a frozen egg, how many days after conception should the guy call up just to say thanks and check in? I’m thinking 5.
- We have two theories about this “Jesus” skywriting over Epcot Center: 1. He’s with you everywhere; or 2. The collective frustration of millions of parents at Disneyworld turned into vapor form.
- The country of Turkey will be blocking all insulting websites… meaning no more “Yo momma’s so fat, she can’t even fit through the doorway at the Hagia Sofia!” jokes.
- Finally, we know Barbaro passed away too soon for most. But we think Mulligan makes a fine, if not handsomer, replacement.
