- Boy is T. Rex Thanksgiving going to be awkward this year when the brand new members of the family show up at the table: Chickens.
- Scientists find new fat genes. No word when they’ll be going on sale at Lane Bryant, but pray for an elastic waistband! (Save your death threats, I’ve already killed myself.)
- And in today’s animal round-up: Rats can laugh. And judging from their KFC birthday party a few weeks ago, boy can they.
- An Orangutan named Bernas is an incredibly gifted video game player. But really, who else would know Donkey Kong‘s inner turmoil better?
- Finally, if you’ve ever wanted to see a crocodile truly smiling, click here. WARNING: He has a human arm in his mouth. Aww.
