- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have joined forces to create some kind of transcendant superpower of bullsh*t human obnoxiousness for all of us to do our best to ignore.
- Jon Bon Jovi has released the manliest, most badass action figure since Optimus Prime.
- Angelina Jolie‘s weird, vaguely incestuous brother says that her orphan addiction is the result of her feeling like an orphan herself, ignored and unloved by her own famous father.
- Jenna Jameson has reportedly been blowing off her fans, and not in they way they would like.
- JR Rotem, the dude who dated Britney Spears like 3 boyfriends ago, just now revealed that their great romance has come to an end.
