Heidi Klum really knows how to please a crowd. Last Friday, arriving two hours late to promote her jewelery line at the Beverly Hills Hotel, the model won back her adoring audience by “accidentally” (as the story puts it) falling into the pool — coincidentally right in front of dozens of photographers. Oh Heidi, du süß klutz! But because sometimes news articles alone aren’t enough, we’ve compiled photos from the event along with Heidi Klum’s running commentary.
Oh hallo! I am Heidi Klum, I am running supuh late!
Oh no… I’ve fallen in ze pool!
Find out what happened to poor Heidi after the jump…
Boys… help me! I’m dramatically fake drowning!!
Haha… I cannot believe vat a supah klutz I am! I hope ze waterproof makeup I applied before hasn’t started to run!
And pose.
But seriously, did you guys see when I, Heidi Klum, fell in ze pool? Wiz all deez gorgeous hunks to save me? I am so wacky and sweet!
And pose.
Let’s play the most beautiful round of Marco Polo ever!!
And pose.
The end.
