ZARF’S FINAL WORD: Zarf’s Trashed

All My Children is really pulling out all the stops this month, what with Zarf‘s departure right around the corny. In yesterday’s episode, we catch glimpse of Zarf/Zoe‘s slow demise into alcoholism. It’s, in a word, joyous.

How are we expected to spend our afternoons once this guy is off daytime TV?