- POPTARD ART: The gang at Gallery of the Absurd cranks out another classic with this parody of The Simple Life promo posters. (GotA)
- GAME SHOW NO: Mario Lopez is one of the three people producers are considering to take over Bob Barker‘s hosting gig on The Price Is Right. Perhaps we could also get Dustin Diamond to host a revamped Press Your Luck, where you REALLY don’t want a “whammy”. (TV Squad)
- LETDOWN: Who knew that the words “Uma Thurman in a bikini at the beach” could be so disappointing? (IDLYITW)
- AMATEUR PORN STAR: Does Lauren Conrad have a sex tape? And more importantly, who the f*ck is Lauren Conrad? (Egotastic!)
- MOUTHWATERING: Sam Talbot – the culinary wizard/underwear model from season two of Top Chef who was all the rage with the ladies and gays – is opening a new restaurant in New York. Sorry, but the tasting menu does not include his c*ck. (Gawker)
- ROLLING STUNT: If there’s one image that screams, “We Are A Serious Music Magazine!”, it’s a couple B-list actresses wearing nothing but bullets. (Yeeeah!)
