But seriously, Mae Laborde is ADORABLE. Even her name: Mae Laborde. She is a 97-year-old actress who decided to break into Hollywood only 4 years ago, at 93. Keep reading, and grab the Kleenex/framed pic of your Grandma:
Standing 4-feet-10, with snow-white hair, rosy-red cheeks and a sweet-as-peaches-and-cream smile, she’s becoming TV’s ubiquitous grandma… She’s also been a cheerleader on ESPN, had a recurring role on Spike Feresten’s “Talkshow” and had a role in a JP Morgan Chase Bank commercial.“Now that one paid good!” says Laborde, eyes twinkling under knitted brows and behind rhinestone glasses. Then, lowering her voice conspiratorially, she adds, “I mean like a few hundred dollars.”
The article is truly to die for sweet — er, die may not be the right word — but what up JP Morgan? Why are you stiffing America’s favorite old lady, huh? Few hundred dollars? What do you want her to eat for dinner, Alpo out of a can? While you dine on caviar stuffed in a spotted-owls a-hole, JP?
Move over Sharon Stone: There’s a new GILF in town.
