- British Airways strapped a corpse into a first-class seat and didn’t tell the other passengers what was going on. Oh well, it certainly beats Don & Marilyn, the chatty tourists from suburban Minnesota who don’t understand that your iPod and open book are the international in-flight signals for “shut the f*ck up”.
- If you live in Phoenix, you can say you’ve seen all the following things on your local PAX affiliate: weird Christian programing, Tom Brokaw talking about health, and hardcore pornography.
- A Japanese man was arrested after police found more than 4,000 pieces of stolen lingerie in his apartment. He plead innocence, claiming that he just REALLY wanted to know what Victoria’s Secret was.
- Since you’ll never know otherwise, here’s a picture of what 53 million dollars looks like.
- The US Supreme Court is hearing the “Bong Hits 4 Jesus” case, not to be confused with the similarly-named “Jews 4 Jesus”, or “Jews Hitting Bongs 4 Jesus”.
- “The Hillary Clinton/1984 Apple Commercial Mash-Up” political ad for Barack Obama is apparently stirring up heated discussion, mostly among the Mac vs. PC dudes, who are currently arguing over who gets to be Guiliani and who gets to be McCain.
