- American Idol pulls what is the indie rock equivalent of Pearl Harbor on us, dropping the douche-bomb that is Modest Mouse’s “Float On” re-imagined by Sanjaya and company.
- Speaking of Idol, on Tuesday night’s episode, Seacrest & Simon’s sniping erupted into a hurricane of homosexual tension and fury that could be described as a “gay-off”.
- And speaking of Sanjaya: “Vote Sanjaya, motherf*ckers!”
- We got to see Nancy Kerrigan, as a horse with ice skates, courtesy of bloated Tanya Harding and her drug problem.
- We discovered the most hilariously bad CGI effects since ever.
- Donald and Rosie, ))<>((, back and forth, forever.
