- Casting for the 20th season of The Real World is underway, and producers are allegedly looking for people with ambition and career goals. And this time, writing “winning a RW/RR Challenge” won’t cut it.
- Time ushers in their newly redesigned magazine with a cover photo of a weeping Ronald Reagan. Which leads to the question: if an Indian cries a single tear when you litter, what makes a dead Republican cowboy cry? Global warming? Not littering? I don’t know.
- The Democratic Caucus chairman has warned Democrats about appearing on The Colbert Report. Unless they have a movie to plug- then it’s cool.
- Christopher Walken has signed on to play Ozzy Osbourne in the upcoming Motley Crue movie. Upon hearing the news, hacky comedians immediately got to work on combining their lame Walken and Ozzy impressions into one.
- CBS has picked up a Jason Biggs pilot titled I’m In Hell. And if they choose to air it, then it’ll be our turn to be in hell.
