- Avril Lavigne thinks it’s okay to spit on the paparazzi because they’re the “scum of the Earth.” Expect some incredibly flattering pictures of Avril to surface any day now.
- A police photographer in Memphis, Tennessee ran into a problem when he couldn’t get a girl’s entire Mohawk into a mugshot. Though clearly the girl has much bigger problems.
- A restaurant in New York City has created a $1,000 pizza. It’s only slightly more expensive than all the other pizzas in New York City.
- CNN recruited the guy who played Lisa Bonet’s military husband in The Cosby Show to discuss the issue of free speech. He was there, specifically, to defend Rudy and her insistence on calling guys “Bud.”
- Lindsay Lohan’s dad has been released from prison. Friends don’t exactly know what to say when he asks, “So, what did I miss???”
