- Israel has created the VIPeR, a portable robot used to defend soldiers from Hezbollah guerrillas. T minus 2 years til Arnold Schwarzenegger is sworn in as Prime Minister to show these “machines” whose “boss”.
- Please click here to learn more about Elephant Penises than you ever thought possible, as well as a man who got a black eye from… pleasuring… one. Let’s just say the bigger the trunk…
- Then there’s the story about the man who lit his genitals ablaze. Great balls if fire indeed.
- Pencil this one under “Reasons to Like the Germans“: An enraged 42-year-old man attacked an 8-year-old soccer player with a karate kick to the face after disagreeing with the referee’s call. The child is OK, and Will Ferrell is slated to star.
- Proof: Cows also think chickens are delicious.
- Finally, it wouldn’t be right to not mention the death of John Inman, better known by avid PBS watchers as Mr. Humphries. Here’s to hoping he’s free in Heaven’s menswear section.
