- Columbia students are protesting the selection of LOST star Matthew Fox as their College Class Day speaker, saying he’s underqualified. Jeez you guys, he’s a DOCTOR – who SAVES PEOPLE.
- After getting wasted and punching a city employee in the face, Jason Wahler (aka some douche from Laguna Beach) is going to spend 60 days in LA County lock-up, where he will likely become somebody’s Laguna Bitch.
- A now completely sober Lindsay Lohan showed up to the set of her latest film hours late, demanded to take nap when she arrived, threw up, then took off without filming a frame of film. Sobriety really takes its toll, people.
- Napoleon Dynamite star Jon Heder claims that he was never tempted by his legions of “greasy groupies”. Well, except for his on-set romance with the one in the “Vote For Pedro” shirt, of course..
- Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? was America’s #1 most watched show after American Idol last week, which means it will now be cancelled since they’ve gotten their answer.
