- BACK ON TOP: Forget about Tyra Banks re-creating her SI cover; Cartman returning to the cover of Rolling Stone is a much bigger deal. (CC Insider)
- LIKES ‘EM LITTLE: Joel Madden from Good Charlotte doesn’t punch boobs because he hates women. He does it because he hates boobs. (Faded Youth)
- LIKES ‘EM BIG: Need a better life, ladies? Listen to Kanye and just get some “D’s” thrown on ya. Apparently it helps. (Forkcast)
- OF MONTREAL: With eleven bands from Montreal playing SXSW, you should probably grab an mp3 from each of them. You know, just to be safe. (Brooklyn Vegan)
- LITTLE SHAGGY IMPS OF HELL: Why, it’s the Olsen Twins, of course. Who else would it be? (Gallery of the Absurd)
