- A man was arrested for trying to cash a $50,000 check from God. Since when is an “answered prayer” against the law?
- The “doing meth naked while watching gay porn” principal is not someone you’d want to spend too many after-school detentions with.
- Stephen Hawking is scheduled to expereince weightless air travel on a flight operated by Zero Gravity Corp. I bet that will look hilarious.
- Speaking of space, Momofuku Ando, the mangod who invented Ramen Noodles had his remains blasted into space. He must’ve saved a lot of money for such an extravagant funeral. I wonder how?
- Today is National Pig Day.
