- Two attractive teen girls straight up robbed a bank in a suburban Georgia grocery store. Sorority dues ain’t cheap, people.
- Some Asian kid’s column entitled “I Hate Blacks” was, for some reason, not met with the widespread acclaim he was hoping for.
- The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences is threatening to sue YouTube for hosting clips from the Oscars. If you want to see boring montages and figurative dances by spandex-clad shadow people, you’re going to have to pay for it, buddy!
- The College Republicans have been staging “Catch the Illegal Immigrant” hide-and-seek games at campuses across the country, brilliantly illustrating how solid of a grasp rich white trustfunders have on the complex legislative issues impoverished workers face in our country today.
- And for all you REALLY bored officeworkers out there, the history of Minesweeper.
