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Cameron Diaz
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James Blunt and Bon Jovi
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John Travolta
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Daniel Craig
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Elton John’s Pants
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Tumblers Anonymous
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Alan Cummings
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Ari Sandel
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Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen
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TIE: Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson
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Joshua Jackson
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Jennifer Hudson
