Since The Oscars are sort of like The Super Bowl for the “gay/metrosexual/aspiring famous person” set, we thought we would be remiss to exclude the all-important TV commercials from our comprehensive coverage of Hollywood’s Most Self-Indulgent Night. While there weren’t many spots worth mentioning, this commercial for the iPhone in which several of cinema’s most memorable characters answer the telephone (we first mistook this for another one of the show’s incessant montages, or some pointless lifetime achievement award for best “hello” in film history) actually made us smile, if for no reason other than their decision to include Jack Horner and The Dude. Also, we were starting to forget how badly we want one of these little guys.
