Last night, we innocently enough checked up on the latest entertainment news, just to make sure Beyonce didn’t publicly laser off her armpit hair or anything of that nature. But little did we know we were to stumble across the scariest f**king thing we’ve seen online in quite some time: The Anna Nicole Clown Face Video. (Ed. Note: We have a debilitating fear of clowns, stemming from a too young screening of the B-horror flick Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Moving along.)
The video, which debuted on Fox News last night, features a pre-deceased Anna traipsing around in clown makeup applied by the devil himself, all the while pushing a carriage with a baby doll inside. Her husb/attorney/unlikely-baby-daddy/creep Howard K. Stern prods her with random questions, specifically whether or not she’s on “mushrooms”, while a slack-jawed Anna barely comprehends what is happening around her. He then opines aloud on how much money the vid will be worth. Is a year’s worth of nightmares enough payment for you, How?
As scary as it is, we encourage you to check the video out for two reasons: 1. It makes us think Howard gave her the ol’ heave-ho, in the murderly sense of the word, and 2. Her brain apparently went long before her spirit. Though, if Danielynn turns out completely normal, we’ll make sure to break out the crack pipe once we’re full with child.
