Get ready for the best 10 seconds of your day. It’s a preview video for a new Checkers fast food ad campaign, featuring the rhyming styles of one rapping cat puppet. And if that isn’t enough for you, drive on through to the other side and pick up one of their paper bags with a small cat basketball jersey printed on it. Then, once you get home, cut out the undoubtedly greasy paper shirt, wrap your cat in it, and then kill yourself, because you have just hit rock bottom, friend.
In the meantime, fear not, my Spinstaaahs: We’ll be posting the entire video on March 5, its “debut.” And you can also submit photos of your marginally abused cat in a paper shirt at their website, Rap Cat.
