And you thought Danielynn Povich‘s baby dady was the strangest thing, right? First, CNN posts this:
And we were all like “Ugh, God.” Then we learn that Anna Nicole Smith was actually preparing for her own death, and that a seamstress was busy burning the midnight oil creating a burial dress for her. The impact of her son’s death caused her to become obsessed with all things morbid, and apparently her own funeral was something she whiled the days away planning. Stay tuned for the adorable follow-up movie starring J-Lo and McConaughey, ca;;ed The Funeral Planner, complete with hilarious prat fall landing the lovers into an open coffin, with the lid slamming down and locking on the amorous twosome in their casket of love. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes. Her death.
Not to take away from how truly sad all of this is, but you must admit, things have taking the turn for the zany. Her body is still not buried, James Brown-stizz. The families/lovers are fighting over where to bury her (with one report stating she’s to be buried on TOP of her dead son.) And she will be buried in what promises to be something black, see-thru, and slutty. And p.s.? Howard K. Stern’s slated to inherit millions. Stay tuned for updates over the next 10 years while we figure out when this nightmare will end.
