- Paula Abdul claims she has never been drunk in her life. In other news, the bottle of Captain Jacks on her dresser refuses to make eye contact with anybody.
- And who do you think was the biggest diva in American Idol history? Hint: Flowing silver locks, a winning smile, and a trademarked “constipation stomp.” It’s Taylor Hicks.
- Beyonce is still passive aggressively hating on Jennifer Hudson, posing for the cover of Sports Illustrated. Then again, it’s not so much Beyonce as it is a CGI’d hyper-airbrushed cyborg.
- Bill Cosby‘s lil’ Dinmont Terrier got bodyslammed by a (Jerry) Springer Spaniel during last night’s Westminster Dog Show. The brown and white pup walked away with Best in Show and a mouthful of bacon warm from his handler’s pocket.
- Britney Spears was denied a free purse at last week’s Heatherette fashion show. Which is a real shame, as we would like to encourage any accessory that has the capability of covering up her over-exposed c-scar.
