- CLASSY MOVIE MARKETING MOVE: Exploiting people’s deaths to try to drump up some publicity for your sh*tty psychological thriller no one is going to see. (Defamer)
- SIDE SHOW NEWS: Michael Jackson may appear on American Idol, thereby becoming the weirdest thing to happen to the show since Clay Aiken. (TMZ)
- MUSIC VIDEO EXPLANATION: Here’s an analysis of Justin Timberlake’s new music video, including one VERY important lesson. (The Hater)
- OBLIGATORY PHOTOS OF BRITNEY LOOKING LIKE HELL: Brit in a bikini doing shots with strippers are pretty much what you’d expect. (Egotastic!)
- YEAH, AND?: The latest Al-Qaeda Terrorist Pep-Talk Video is drops bombshells such as President Bush is a liar and an alcoholic. Who knew? (The Blotter)
