John Mayer had a novel way of dealing with a miniature Ryan Seacrest‘s persistent prodding of his romance with pop starlet Jessica Simpson at the Grammy’s last night. Mayer was douche-frontational from the get-go, gingerly resting one arm across Seacrest’s ever-so-bronzed back while simultaneously ordering him to “Be a Man” (Unfulfilled Seacrest Fantasy #1,153? Check.) Mayer chooses to answer Seacrest in Japanese, and we swear it would’ve been funny if the guy just wasn’t so damn smug about himself.
p.s. Get a haircut.
