When Anna Nicole Smith collapsed earlier today, gossip bloggers did what they do best: they snarkily ripped her a new one. But now, in light of the news that Anna passed away, a few of them probably feel a teensy bit bad about what they said. We’re not going to point fingers and say who said what, but here are a couple of quotes from around the blogosphere that the authors would probably like to take back.
“Place your bets now, folks. Overdose? Cry for attention? Suicide attempt? My money is on the bid for attention. Whatever the case may be, I am sure we will get the very latest tonight (and every other night for the rest of the month) on ‘The Insider’ and ‘Entertainment Tonight.’”
“I’m sick of seeing her doped up ass on “The Insider!†If they are going to insist on interviewing her about everything, they should at least use captions. I can hardly understand what her slurred-ass is saying!”
“Something tells me that Anna Nicole Smith’s collapse is nothing more than a smokescreen. Isn’t her daughter due for a paternity test soon?”
“I probably shouldn’t joke cuz’ if she dies I’ll look like a giant a**hole.”
And yes, I’m the guy who made a paternity test joke at 10 o’clock this morning. I need to go take a shower.
