- SINCE U MAKEUP’S BEEN GONE: Kelly, Kelly, Kelly (Clarkson). If you’re going to dress up like Gavroche from Les Miserables, at least slap some mascara on, girl! (Just Jared)
- PUN: According to these pictures, she looks more like Leelee Sobreasty! (Yes, we are the first person to make that pun. And yes, we know, it’s ReRe Sobieski.) (Egotastic)
- ARREST WARRANT: If you see a big, burly, hairy beast hot-hoofing it through your backyard or jacking your car, call the police. It’s either a bear on the loose, or Daniel Baldwin. (Assoc. Press)
- AND WITH THIS ANKLE BRACELET, I THEE FLED: Lost star and DUI advocate Michelle Rodriguez spotted at the Marc Jacobs runway show in New York wearing an ankle bracelet. Wear one on each leg and watch the pounds melt away. (DListed)
- HOT COUPLE: Justin Timberlake continues his “Bang Hollywood’s Hottest Broads” tour of ’07, this time bagging Scarlett Johansson for a sexy Superbowl romp. That, or he needed someone to hold the 8-foot bong he seemed to have been smoking from. (Jossip, ONTD)
