Seeing as Zarf was so callously absent from today’s AMC, we bring you French singer Johnny Hallyday, who is, in his own way, physically Zarf-like. But please, folks, do not let the fact that Mr. Hallyday is singing in front of a stained-glass wall made up of the likeness of his own face stop you from listening to his AMAZING, SPIRITUAL, MOVING rendition of Ave Maria. We love this man the same way we love Celine Dion… wholly, truly, and unironically.
(With thanks to Voucher Ankles, who’s got some other doozies up.)
