- Andy Dick was forcibly removed from The Jimmy Kimmel Show Friday night for inappropriately touching Ivanka Trump. It’s presumed that Dick enjoyed being thrown out by the bouncers more than he enjoyed touching Ivanka Trump.
- A judge has ruled that Parisexposed.com can no longer sell videos of Paris Hilton. Paris, though, has full permission to continue making videos and acting like a complete idiot.
- Britney Spears thinks being single is “awesome!” It’s just like before she met K-Fed– no husband, no kids, a lot of partying… what’s not to love?
- Miss USA Tara Conner admits she still craves drugs and alcohol. But only during the talent portion of the competiton.
- Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts defeated the Chicago Bears to win Superbowl XLI last night. Manning celebrated the victory by signing endorsement deals with the 4 companies he didn’t already have contracts with.
