We give Britney Shmears nee Spears a lot of crap. And frankly, when we caught this video of her on X17 pumping her own gas and waiting to use the bathroom, we set our Rock N’ Roll Rooster alarm clocks, pulled a nightcap over our face, and expected to pass out for eternity. But what ended up happening came as an extreme shock… because, we started to actually feel bad for Britney. Wait, wait let us finish.
See, the thing about the video is, we put ourselves in her place. If we rolled into an LA gas station, and were met with a throng of Serbian paparazzi screaming broken English at us, we would let loose a stream of Hungarian curse words that would make even the sleaziest of gay porn stars blush. Here is a loose transcript of things yelled at Britney during the encounter:
You like me to help you to put gas for you? So you don’t wanna say anything for us? So you don’t wanna say anything for us, Britney? You wanna me to get da keys to da restroom? Don’t worry abouta car, we take-a care for you. You want my jacket? I need to let mah wahf know!
We’d be pissed! But not Britney. Hey, is she wearing a rhinestoned necktie with a sheer tunic? Yes. And was she with her kids? No, she wasn’t. They probably wouldn’t want to be around her diarrhea attack anyway (she did stop at 4 separate rest stops, after all.)
But you can’t take the shine out of that attitude folks! What a doll.
