A couple of weeks ago we wrote about a Jack Bauer doll that was going to make its way onto shelves this summer. Well, apparently the doll would’ve come out already… that is, if it wasn’t for a drunk Kiefer Sutherland and his alter-ego’s love of torturing things.
According to Hollywood Rag:
Kiefer told the National Enquirer magazine: “They tried to come out with one a couple of years ago and they sent it to me for my approval.”We took the doll for out a night to have some fun and we’d had some drinks.
We sat it on the corner of the table.“We started torturing him around 11pm and by 2am we set him on fire in the parking lot.
“We got up the next day and there was just this puddle of wax. His clothes didn’t burn, which I thought was pretty cool.
It’s assumed that either the doll had terrorist ties and was in possession of valuable information regarding Fayed’s whereabouts… or, quite possibly, it was just a normal doll and drunk Kiefer Sutherland is a f**king lunatic.
One or the other.
