- Sherrod Small takes a break from hanging out with Jessica Simpson to headline Gotham comedy club all weekend. Make a reservation before John Mayer books the whole place.
- We fall in love with Zarf all over again.
- Adequite, Lindsay Lohan‘s vodka water, debuts to the delight of millions.
- David Beckham is coming stateside, and in related news an alien might be in Playboy.
- Justin Timberlake‘s D**k in a Box finally hits the market. Cameron Diaz said to be emotionally and facially scarred.
- Tigers start punching people in the face, while Lions start making sweet slow love to us.
- Luis Guzman, explained.
- Sheep movies: Huge on ’07.
- And the two biggest heads in show business decide they hate each other. And lucky for them, it was a slow news week.
