People magazine reports Kanye West has gotten engaged to his girlfriend of three years, Alexis. Now, I’m not saying she’s a gold digger, but I happen to know for a fact she ain’t messin’ with no broke…

We at BWE wish the couple the best of luck. But Kanye, don’t forget. 18 years. 18 years, she got one of your kids, got you for 18 years.

I’m just sayin’.