1. It seems that Will Smith was able to tug on moviegoers’ heartstrings with his “hard-luck determined dad” character, despite not even being able to f*cking spell – $27 million
2. I wonder how many illiterate people went to see this movie mistakenly thinking it was the fourth installment of the Lord of the Rings trilogy – $23.4 million
3. Could Some Pig be the new penguins? – $12 million
4. This movie makes me wish the polar ice caps would hurry up and melt already – $8.5 million
5. It’s funny how Hollywood is sort of like a bad alcoholic dad in that they can toss up a little mistletoe, put on a Santa cap and try to make you think things are all “Christmasy” – $8.2 million
