Remember Jonathan Schaech? Let’s have a refresher course: He was the d**k in That Thing You Do!, then went on to marry Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead star Christina “You Don’t Have to Whisk the Couch, Kenny” Applegate. Then they divorced. Well, it looks like he’s recovered from his “falling off the face of the Earth” injuries with a new light romance to put him back in the dimlight: Heather Locklear! Nothing like the hottest MILF in Hollywood to make you relevant again, Shaech! Look how well it worked out for that dude from Sex and the City who now looks like an abandoned hiker who had a little too much bison meat.

Though, in Heather’s defense, this guy is approximately 2 million times hotter than ex-squeeze David Spade, and odds are at least as funny… so perhaps this is one of those rare tinseltown relationships that will actually make it past the one-night stand mark. Good luck, you krazy kids!