- While you sip your morning coffee, take the time to meet the Ashlee Simpson of the Italian opera world, Roberto Alagna. (Yeah, we’re gettin’ highbrow.)
- Speaking of the Simpsons, looks like Jessica needs to clear out her mental recycle bin, as the girl’s memory is full to capacity: She can’t remember her lines anymore.
- Glad to see Nathan Lane is getting work again!
- Gentlemen, now’s your chance to legally plow into the world’s most recognized vagine: Jenna Jameson is officially divorced! Don’t forget to wear your lead condoms.
- But laaaaadies! Don’t you fret, because the Gods have delivered sexyness to you in a little compact moustached and likely glittered package: Prince is playing Superbowl Halftime!
