- The American Film Institute has named Borat one of the Top 10 Films of the Year, alongside United 93. No joke here, we just want you to start off your morning picturing a world where a movie featuring a naked man-on-man wrestling match gets nominated for an Academy Award. (As it should, p.s.)
- Rosie O’Donnell is telling Asians to “chill out” regarding some “ching-chong” comments she made on The View last week. We’ve been saying for years that the only thing The View is missing is a huge gong and Barbara Walters in a rice paddy hat.
- Britney Spears did some redecorating this weekend, and finally bought drapes to match the carpet.
- Paul McCartney is reported to be scrounging up a sizeable divorce package for ex-wife Heather Mills, in the range of $235 Million, or roughly 1,206,818 half-pedicures.
- Courtney Cox-Arquette has left the door wide-open for a Friends reunion show, in a soon-to-be classic known as “The One Where Everyone Kind of Looks Like Sh*t And Feels Sorry for Themselves.”
