- Even though she has the full support of pornographers, Britney Spears’ competence as a mother has once again fallen under scrutiny by LA Child Services, who want to make sure the pop singer’s two children are being properly taken care of. In a related story, Brit’s new pal Paris Hilton says she would like children of her own – very soon. Uh-oh.
- On the bright side, after a year’s worth of meltdowns and poor decisions and vaginal exposures, Britney is back on top of the charts…of Yahoo’s most searched terms.
- Donald Trump is still gracelessly defending himself against twenty year-old satirical claims that he has nubby fingers, insisting, “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.” The guy has a point – just look at his hair. Stunning.
- With this week’s release of The Break-Up on DVD, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn’s publicists would like to remind you that the couple is still broken up, as they have been for months now.
- Scarlett Johansson says she’s ready to do a nude scene. Coincidentally, I am ready to watch Scarlett Johansson in a nude scene.
