Just last week, we reported that a manorexic-lishious Josh Hartnett had been spotted partying it up with a mystery woman while shooting his new vampire flick 30 Days of Night in Australia. Well, today more details are emerging that 1. Josh and girlfriend Scarlett Johansson have broken up; and 2. That mystery woman was actress and co-star Amber Sainsbury. The two were spotted “brunching” two days in a row… “brunching” being a euphemism for post-coital egg-eating.

Here’s what we find a little disturbing: This Amber chick looks like a Prius Hybrid of Scarlett and a really surprised Christina Ricci. And even worse, she’s kind of a borderline C-List actress. <Prepping for hate mail from Wiccan-fans of her show Hex.> The only redeeming quality we could find about the girl is that her first result on Google Image is a picture of her alongside Steve Guttenberg and Rutger Hauer. That’s gotta count for something… right? Sigh.

In the meantime, and more importantly to about half of our readers, Scarlett is now living single. Get your creepy fanboy letters out ASAP, this ain’t gonna last you guys!