After viewing this unnecessary clip over at TMZ, one might conclude that Dennis Rodman is on the rebound (hey-O!). Standing outside a heavily-trafficked Hollywood hotspot, apropos of nothing, the full-time freakshow with a passing interest in basketball launched into the following impromptu dissertation on the various women he’s been romantic with over the years:

“All the girls I’ve loved before, I’ll f*** ‘em all. Every bitch that’s f***ed me, like this one, I’m gonna give it f***’n hell brotha.”

Um…okay? Well Dennis, I’m not really sure what in the hell you’re talking about, but I can safely assure you that we all stopped giving a sh*t about your “wild man” antics somewhere between Carmen Electra and Double Team. Standing outside The Ivy and rambling about “f*cking b*tches” isn’t rebellious or edgy – it’s something we expect from crazy street people, which is exactly what you like here. So for your tragic misconception about the public’s continued interest in your moronic behavior (and, what the hell, for old time’s sake), I am pleased to award you the honor of being today’s Daily Douche, along with all the undeserved attention this distinction will bring you.