As it’s never too early to get yourselves in the Holiday Spirt, we direct you over to Amazon, where you can pick up Ali Lohan’s Christmas Album, Lohan Holiday (swear to god), while supplies last. Yes, nothing will bring the happy holiday cheer to your house quite like this treasure of twelve Christmas Classics as sung by Lindsay’s lesser-known little sister. Tracks include:

• “I’ll Be At Hyde For Christmas”
• “I Saw Mommy Giving Santa Claus a Handjob For Magazine Publicity”
• “White (Powder) Christmas”
• “Grandma Got Runover By Some Paparazzi”
• “The 12 Grams of Christmas”
• “Chestnuts Roasting Over an Open Firecrotch”
• “Lindsay the White-Nosed Sister”
• “All I Want For Christmas Is My Two More Drinks”
• “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Anorexia”
• “O Come On, Not Again!”
• “Silent Treatment Night”
• “Away In the Rehabilitation Facility”

It’s a Lohan Christmas Miracle! Preview the lyrics to our personal favorite, “Have a Lindsay Lohan Christmas”, after the jump!

Have a Lindsay Lohan Christmas;
It’s the best time of the year
I think you know there’ll be blow
and have a cup of beer

Have a Lindsay Lohan Christmas
And when you walk down the street
Say Hello to paparazzo
to get yourself in Us Weekly

Oh-ho the mistletoe
hung in Wilmer’s jeans
Brandon and Paris, too
Watch out for TMZ

Have a Lindsay Lohan Christmas
and in case you didn’t hear
Forget friends and family,
and have a Lindsay Lohan Christmas this year!