- Tyra Banks held her much anticipated “Paaanty Paaaarty!!!” yesterday, and here is one thing we learned: Changing lingerie while wearing a nude bodystocking is incredibly disturbing. If you missed it, no sweat. Today she’s has on Ultra-Sexy Meth Addict “Maaake-Oooooversss!!!”
- Our favorite showdown might be the 6-year grudge Jeremy Piven holds against Jack Black for beating him out for that hilarious role in High Fidelity. Oh, and also, you know Jack Black’s got most of his natural hair… that’s gotta sting.
- Whitney Houston‘s $6 million New Jersey estate is being handed over to the state, after she failed to pay over $1 million in taxes. Her cries of “Don’t make me close one more door!” fell on deaf ears.
- A Lakers fan is suing Kobe Bryant for intentionally elbowing him in the stands last year, and wants a $75,000 apology. It’s not so much that he got shoved, but that it was done without consent.
- Listen, if you were Rachael Ray‘s husband, you’d also have a debilitating addiction to sex and drugs. And earplugs. And mime nooses.
