What The F#*k Is This?

Can you guess what this is a picture of? Is it an alien? A monster? A CGI creature in a new Tim Burton movie? No– it’s something much, much scarier. Seriously. If you think you can handle it, click below to find out what it is. Warning: It’s NSFW. In fact, it’s not safe for anywhere.

Godspeed.

It’s Star Jones’ breastplate!!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I swear, I didn’t photoshop this at all. I just lightened it and played with the contrast. The rest is all Star– all evil, alien carrying, Star.