The Onion is one of the more credible news sources that’s covered the Britney Spears/ K-Fed split since it was announced last week. They’re so thorough, they even made a list of all the reasons the couple decided to part ways. Here are a few of them:
- Passionate fire flickered out during burping contest
- Stud contract required Federline be returned to breeder after second successful siring
- Decision made by write-in vote for Kids’ Choice Awards
Read the rest of the list here. Then, when you’re done, check out the hilarious ‘C-List Celebrity Killer’ Leaves Police Enthusiastically Guessing Who’s Next. I smell a new Celebreality show!
